Teacher Girl

Sophie teaching John about the map directions (using the shower curtain map)

Sophie: Never eat sour watermelon. Never eat soggy waffles. (I'm assuming she was pointing at the compass star, but I was in the other room so I can't be sure.)
John: What are sour watermelons? What are soggy waffles?
Sophie: See, Never and North start with N. Eat and East start with E.
John: Sour waffles?!?!
Sophie: John Boy, you little goofball.
John: That's when they go this way, that's for the other way. Okay? (Pointing at map, I'm assuming.)
Sophie: Allright.
John: G, where's G, we need to find G. G's right here.
Sophie: John, do you think Greenland is made of green?
John: Yes
Sophie: Do you think Iceland is mostly made of ice?
John: No
Sophie: Well, if you didn't know it was made of green grass, would you?
John: Yeah.
Sophie: Well, you know its made of green grass.

Then, just as suddenly as it started, they changed topics on me - talking about each of their different combs or brushes. (Lucy just got a new one today, as her old one broke the day before.)